I'm travel-sized for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. Down, Bessie!
Mushu
A loser! How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard! Then who's the loser?
Mushu
DRA-AG-UN! Not lizard. I don't do that tung thing.
Mushu
Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!
Mushu
Okay, this is it. Time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and... strut!
Mushu
Man, I was this close. This close to impressing the ancestors, getting the top shelf in the entourage. Man, all my fine work--pfft!
Mushu
Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover...
Mushu
Then let's go kick some hunny buns!
Mushu
My baby's all grown up and...savin' China...
Mushu
Oh, sure. Save the horse!
Mushu
You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!
Mushu
Did you see those Huns? They popped outta the snow! Like daisies!
Mushu
A life for a life. My debt is repaid.
Shang
You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Shang
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
Ling