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Quotes from the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"
Toula


My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.
Toula


I'm a snow beast!
Toula


Nicko! Don't play with the food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!
Maria


You don't eat meat?
Maria


I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
Nick