"Wait ó you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!"
"Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase."
"You keep dreaming... wanna-be!"
"You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look ó Amazing!"
"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more."
"I believe in you, Daddy."
"I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft!"
"P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?"
"Okay, okay ó the Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With a Temporary Reprieve. That's it! That's your name!"
"Kill ya later ó super-losers!"
"This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight."
"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!"
"Just... be... Roy. Okay?"
"Dig this, Shovel Man!"
"These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off."
"Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?"
"You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care."
"His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage."