Quotes from the Movie Mystery Men

"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"

Mr. Furious

Guys, are you coming? Are you--great. Okay, fine.I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone.[hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow..testicles rising..can't breathe...can't breathe.

Mr. Furious

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

The Shoveler

"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

The Shoveler

"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

The Shoveler

"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

The Shoveler

"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"

The Shoveler

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

The Shoveler

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

The Shoveler

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

The Blue Raja

"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

The Blue Raja

"Well, well, well ó if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"

The Blue Raja

"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No ó they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

The Blue Raja

"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."

The Blue Raja

"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

The Blue Raja

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