"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."
"Well, well, well ó if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"
"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No ó they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."
"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."
"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."
"I'll FORKgive you if you FORKget!"
"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."
"Hey, Dad ó I'm going to my room with three strange men."
"When you go invisible... you can feel it."
"Come on ó haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"
"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."
"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."
"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"
"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."
"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"
"Let's do some CARNAGE!"
"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."
"Here comes Daddy!"
"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this?"
"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."
"How delightfully eccentric ó while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"
"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."
"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."