Quotes from the Movie Mystery Men

"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

The Bowler

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

The Bowler

"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

The Bowler

"Who would want to rent a chicken?"

The Bowler

"Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement."

The Bowler

"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

The Bowler

"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."

The Bowler

"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."

The Sphinx

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."

The Sphinx

"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."

The Sphinx

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

The Sphinx

"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

The Sphinx

"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."

The Sphinx

"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

The Sphinx

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

The Sphinx

"Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"

Casanova Frankenstein

"When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."

Casanova Frankenstein

"Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"

Casanova Frankenstein

"I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?"

Casanova Frankenstein

"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"

Casanova Frankenstein

"It is so easy to get the better of people when they care about each other which is why evil will always have the edge."

Casanova Frankenstein

"No, no. I don't live here. I'm just here for the ladies."

Doctor Heller

"I don't make anything that's deadly."

Doctor Heller

"Totally nonlethal, but totally effective."

Doctor Heller

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