"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."
"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope, you better hope you're... asleep!"
"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."
"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
"I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."
"Ooh ó Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"
"In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."
"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"
"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"
"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."
"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"
"I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."
"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"
"Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now."
"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"
"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"
Guys, are you coming? Are you--great. Okay, fine.I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone.[hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow..testicles rising..can't breathe...can't breathe.
"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."
"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."
"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."
"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"
"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"
"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."
"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."