Quotes from the Movie Mystery Men

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this?"

The Bowler

"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

The Bowler

"How delightfully eccentric รณ while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

The Bowler

"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

The Bowler

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

The Bowler

"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

The Bowler

"Who would want to rent a chicken?"

The Bowler

"Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement."

The Bowler

"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

The Bowler

"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."

The Bowler

"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."

The Sphinx

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."

The Sphinx

"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."

The Sphinx

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

The Sphinx

"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

The Sphinx

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