Quotes from the Movie Mystery Men

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

The Blue Raja

"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

The Blue Raja

"Well, well, well if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"

The Blue Raja

"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

The Blue Raja

"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."

The Blue Raja

"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

The Blue Raja

"I'll FORKgive you if you FORKget!"

The Blue Raja

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

Invisible Boy

"Hey, Dad I'm going to my room with three strange men."

Invisible Boy

"When you go invisible... you can feel it."

Invisible Boy

"Come on haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

Invisible Boy

"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."

Invisible Boy

"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

Invisible Boy

"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

The Spleen

"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."

The Spleen

"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."

The Spleen

"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."

The Spleen

"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"

The Spleen

"Let's do some CARNAGE!"

The Bowler

"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."

The Bowler

"Here comes Daddy!"

The Bowler

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this?"

The Bowler

"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

The Bowler

"How delightfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

The Bowler

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