Quotes from the Movie Napoleon Dynamite

Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food.. EAT THE FOOD!

Napoleon Dynamite

Tina, come get some ham!

Napoleon Dynamite

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

Napoleon Dynamite

I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.

Napoleon Dynamite

LUCKY!

Napoleon Dynamite

Your mom goes to college.

Kip

I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by...Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a stake.

Kip

I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Kip

How 'bout some gold bracelets?

Kip

I've been out making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico.

Kip

Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.

Kip

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate... Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever... I think you ripped my mole off!

Kip

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

Rex

Bow to your sensei, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

Rex

Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!

Rex

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