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Quotes from the movie National Lampoons Vegas Vacation
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That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
Clark Griswold


Hard six coming out.
Clark Griswold


It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
Clark Griswold


This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
Clark Griswold


His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
Clark Griswold


Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
Clark Griswold


...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...
Clark Griswold


Oh, Keno! This is easy.
Clark Griswold


I'll never fly again.
Ellen Griswold


Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
Ellen Griswold


Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
Ellen Griswold


You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!
Ellen Griswold


I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
Ellen Griswold


Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
Ellen Griswold


I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
Ellen Griswold


Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
Rusty Griswold


I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.
Rusty Griswold


Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?
Rusty Griswold


So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
Rusty Griswold


It's expensive having an entourage.
Rusty Griswold


No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?
Rusty Griswold


No sir, I do not require them.
Rusty Griswold


Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
Rusty Griswold


I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.
Cousin Eddie


Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?
Cousin Eddie