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That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
Hard six coming out.
It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...
Oh, Keno! This is easy.
I'll never fly again.
Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!
I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.
Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?
So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
It's expensive having an entourage.
No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?
No sir, I do not require them.
Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.
Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?
Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!
Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.
Hey, kids. Round-up time!
Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
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