Quotes from the Movie National Lampoons Vegas Vacation

Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

Rusty Griswold

I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.

Rusty Griswold

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

Rusty Griswold

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

Rusty Griswold

It's expensive having an entourage.

Rusty Griswold

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?

Rusty Griswold

No sir, I do not require them.

Rusty Griswold

Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

Rusty Griswold

I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.

Cousin Eddie

Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?

Cousin Eddie

Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

Cousin Eddie

Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.

Cousin Eddie

My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

Cousin Eddie

Hey, kids. Round-up time!

Cousin Eddie

Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

Cousin Eddie

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