Quotes from the Movie National Lampoons Vegas Vacation

Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?

Cousin Eddie

Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

Cousin Eddie

Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.

Cousin Eddie

My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

Cousin Eddie

Hey, kids. Round-up time!

Cousin Eddie

Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

Cousin Eddie

Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.

Cousin Vicki

Honey, these boys ain't much to look at, but, if you want a night away from your cat...

Cousin Vicki

That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress.

Jilly

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