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Quotes from the movie National Lampoons Vegas Vacation
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Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!
Cousin Eddie


Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
Cousin Eddie


My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.
Cousin Eddie


Hey, kids. Round-up time!
Cousin Eddie


Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
Cousin Eddie


Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.
Cousin Vicki


Honey, these boys ain't much to look at, but, if you want a night away from your cat...
Cousin Vicki


That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress.
Jilly