Quotes from the Movie National Lampoons Vegas Vacation

That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

Clark Griswold

Hard six coming out.

Clark Griswold

It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!

Clark Griswold

This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.

Clark Griswold

His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

Clark Griswold

Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.

Clark Griswold

...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...

Clark Griswold

Oh, Keno! This is easy.

Clark Griswold

I'll never fly again.

Ellen Griswold

Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.

Ellen Griswold

Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.

Ellen Griswold

You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!

Ellen Griswold

I love what you've done with the kitchenette.

Ellen Griswold

Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.

Ellen Griswold

I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.

Ellen Griswold

Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

Rusty Griswold

I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.

Rusty Griswold

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

Rusty Griswold

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

Rusty Griswold

It's expensive having an entourage.

Rusty Griswold

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?

Rusty Griswold

No sir, I do not require them.

Rusty Griswold

Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

Rusty Griswold

I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.

Cousin Eddie

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