Quotes from the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
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Hi ya tootie-pie. Everything under control? All five of 'em hit me at once.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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I don't know why I ever come in here - The flies get the best of everything.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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Get plenty of sleep. That's what the doctor told me.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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Why didn't I think of that parachute? What a bump!~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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Don't you want to live in this beautiful nest, have a personal maid, wear a diaphanous gown, and eat regularly?~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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There's no sense arguing with a woman.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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Lucky we didn't have an accident...We'd never have made it.~
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
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This script is an insult to a man's intelligence - even mine...It's impossible, inconceivable, incomprehensible, and besides that, it's no good. And as for the continuity, it's terrible.~
Mr. Pangborn
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Marvelous. Wonderful. Amazing. The girl has been living on a mountaintop since she was three months old and for no reason at all, suddenly blossoms out with Jump and Jive. Do you actually think I'm a dope? Now don't you answer that.~
Mr. Pangborn
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If that girl is as beautiful as you say, I'll scale the wall tomorrow.~
Peter Carson
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You must be a professional.~
Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin
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My Uncle Bill...But I still love him.~
Gloria Jean
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