Hi ya tootie-pie. Everything under control? All five of 'em hit me at once.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
I don't know why I ever come in here - The flies get the best of everything.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
Get plenty of sleep. That's what the doctor told me.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
Why didn't I think of that parachute? What a bump!
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
Don't you want to live in this beautiful nest, have a personal maid, wear a diaphanous gown, and eat regularly?
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
There's no sense arguing with a woman.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
Lucky we didn't have an accident...We'd never have made it.
The Great Man, W.C. Fields Uncle Bill
This script is an insult to a man's intelligence - even mine...It's impossible, inconceivable, incomprehensible, and besides that, it's no good. And as for the continuity, it's terrible.
Mr. Pangborn
Marvelous. Wonderful. Amazing. The girl has been living on a mountaintop since she was three months old and for no reason at all, suddenly blossoms out with Jump and Jive. Do you actually think I'm a dope? Now don't you answer that.
Mr. Pangborn
If that girl is as beautiful as you say, I'll scale the wall tomorrow.
Peter Carson
You must be a professional.
Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin
My Uncle Bill...But I still love him.
Gloria Jean