Quotes from the Movie Old School

You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays.

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology.

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

Who's hungry? Who's hungry? Who's hungry?

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.

Waiter

You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he is the king. You are having pie and coffee with a living legend.

Waiter

This is yesterday's paper. When are you going to use your goddamn brains for once in your life? Hello. What are you retarded?

Mark

What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there.

Mark

Half these guys don't even go here and that one guy is like ninety.

Gordon Pritchard

We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us.

Booker

I'm sorry is that funny? Are you a standup comic, is that what you do now? This is me leaving. This is me leaving.

Dean Pritchard

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