Quotes from the Movie Old School

I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.

Frank The Tank Ricard

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

Mitch Martin

I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. This is Frank Ricard...

Frank 'The Tank' Ricard

This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.

Mitch Martin

At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

Mitch Martin

Blue YOU'RE MY BOY!!!

Frank The Tank Ricard

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Mitch Martin

Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?

Bernard Beanie Campbell

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... Max can you earmuff it for me? That whore you dated.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

You're the lady, Marissa. High five.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, i think.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Still holding! STILL HOLDING!

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Columbus wasnít exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work for everyone.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call croutching tiger, hidden penis. You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic.

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

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