Quotes from the Movie Old School

I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

It takes a man to give away an angel. You're sweet.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

I know a really good sand guy.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Blue do you understand i dont want you to die here tonight?

Frank The Tank Ricard

I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? Touch my pa pa

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Frank The Tank Ricard

Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

Frank The Tank Ricard

No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!

Frank The Tank Ricard

Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?

Frank The Tank Ricard

In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

Frank The Tank Ricard

I like you man, but you're crazy

Frank The Tank Ricard

I'm back! You know it!

Frank The Tank Ricard

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