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Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!
I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. This is Frank Ricard...
This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Blue YOU'RE MY BOY!!!
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?
He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.
Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.
Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... Max can you earmuff it for me? That whore you dated.
That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.
What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.
Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.
Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.
You're the lady, Marissa. High five.
No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, i think.
Still holding! STILL HOLDING!
Columbus wasnít exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work for everyone.
He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.
When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call croutching tiger, hidden penis. You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic.
Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.
You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!
Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays.
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