Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Pintel, Marty, Ragetti, Gibbs, and Jack the monkey raise their hands] I'm gonna stand over there with them.
Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. [After Will looks suspiciously at Elizabeth] Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.
That doesn't sound like me!
We must fight... to run away.
You may kill me but you must never insult me! Who am I? [Beckett looks confused] ...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate. I like the sound of that.
I will not be going back to the Locker, mate. Count on that
We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!
Should I be doing this?
Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
We are left with one option.
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
But why? Wh-why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited! [giggles]
Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before.
[Pointing to the line "parlay" in the pirates code] Well, what do you know...?
How's mum? [Teague holds up a shrunken head] ...She looks great!
Why's it out there?
It's much bigger up close
Well. that's even more than less than unhelpful
Now up is down
Him. He's captain