Quotes from the Movie Pirates of the Caribbean

My peanut

Captain Jack Sparrow

Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...

Captain Jack Sparrow

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Pintel, Marty, Ragetti, Gibbs, and Jack the monkey raise their hands] I'm gonna stand over there with them.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. [After Will looks suspiciously at Elizabeth] Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.

Captain Jack Sparrow

That doesn't sound like me!

Captain Jack Sparrow

We must fight... to run away.

Captain Jack Sparrow

You may kill me but you must never insult me! Who am I? [Beckett looks confused] ...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate. I like the sound of that.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I will not be going back to the Locker, mate. Count on that

Captain Jack Sparrow

We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!

Captain Jack Sparrow

Should I be doing this?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

Captain Jack Sparrow

We are left with one option.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!

Captain Jack Sparrow

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Captain Jack Sparrow

But why? Wh-why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited! [giggles]

Captain Jack Sparrow

Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before.

Captain Jack Sparrow

[Pointing to the line "parlay" in the pirates code] Well, what do you know...?

Captain Jack Sparrow

How's mum? [Teague holds up a shrunken head] ...She looks great!

Captain Jack Sparrow

Why's it out there?

Captain Jack Sparrow

It's much bigger up close

Captain Jack Sparrow

Well. that's even more than less than unhelpful

Captain Jack Sparrow

Now up is down

Captain Jack Sparrow

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