Quotes from the Movie Pirates of the Caribbean

Sea turtles, mate.

Captain Teague

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Will Turner

Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh... That's why.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Whoa! No no! Big fire! Big fire! I am chief, want big fire.

Captain Jack Sparrow

A boogie snickel snickel. Toute suite, come on! More wood!

Captain Jack Sparrow

Alas, my Children! This is the day that you shall always remember as the day you almost- [a huge wave washes over him, drowning him out. Dejected tone] ...Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

Captain Jack Sparrow

No, you want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle ol' what's-her-face. [pause] Savvy?

Captain Jack Sparrow

You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Mr. Gibbs... I-I feel sullied and unusual.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Yup, I'm good with it!

Captain Jack Sparrow

So, shall we sign it in blood? Er... ink?

Captain Jack Sparrow

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

Captain Jack Sparrow

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Captain Jack Sparrow

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Captain Jack Sparrow

One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I do want to know what it tastes like.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I want my jar of dirt.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Mind the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Come to negotiate, eh, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Hello, beastie

Captain Jack Sparrow

Eunuchy... [Making scissors motion with his fingers] Snip-snip.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happened to mention he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

Captain Jack Sparrow

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