You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?
You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money
And stop fidgeting.
Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.
If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
I want the fairy tale.
I'm actually no, I'm not a planner. I wouldn't say I'm a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of my pants gal. You know moment to moment, yeah that's me, that's...yeah"
When I was a little girl, my mom used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often
Hey sugar, looking for a date?...Sure, for five bucks!...Price just went up to ten...I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost!
Ho man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!
Honey, I've got a runner in my panty hose...I'm not wearing panty hose (laugh)
Slippery little suckers!
People always do what you tell them to do? ...I guess so.
There's a band
I almost peed in my pants
The #1 guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The #2 was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty miles, I was immediately attracted to him.
The bad thing is easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?!
You'll buy a snap dog and we'll cop a squat under a tree or somewhere
I think you have a lot of special gifts Edward
Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through.
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.
He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank.
No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.