I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the nigga gonna do? He's Samoan.
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Whether or not what we experienced was an 'According to Hoyle' miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
If my answers frighten you Vincent, then you should cease asking scary questions.
Well yeah. I was just sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
We should have had shotguns for this deal.
So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do.
Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face.
Chill out man, I told you it was an accident, we probably went over a bump or something.
Well you gotta have an opinion! I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the bullets?
Why didn't you say something, Marvin? Slipped your mind? You forgot to mention someone's in the bathroom with a goddamn handcannon?!?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.
That's how you're gonna beat them, Butch. They keep underestimating ya.
It•s not a motorcycle. It's a chopper, baby.
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Are you talking to me on a cellular phone? I don't know you, who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone, prank caller, prank caller!
I ain't never done it before either alright, I ain't starting now. Look, you brought her here, and that means you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an O.D.-in' bitch to your house, then I give her the shot, give her the shot.
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard-pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair o' pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I aight through wit chu! Not by damn sight! I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!
Warm÷ warmer÷ disco.
I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
It was a show about female secret agents called Fox Force Five [÷] "Fox", as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks; "Force", as in we're a force to be reckoned with; and "Five", as in there's 1-2-3-4-5 of us.
No, no, no. You can't promise something like that. I have no idea what you're gonna ask me. So you can go ahead and ask me what you're going to ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended! Then, through no fault of my own, I would have broken my promise.