Prison life is more structured than most men care for...H.I. McDunnough
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.H.I. McDunnough
And the doc went on to explain that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could bear no young. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.H.I. McDunnough
There's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet.H.I. McDunnough
Nathan needs some Huggies, I'll be out directly. Mind you stay strapped in.H.I. McDunnough
Now, Y'all without sin can cast the first stoneH.I. McDunnough
My fie-ance left me!Edwina Ed McDunnough
Now mind his li'l fontanelle!Edwina Ed McDunnough
Turn to the right!Edwina Ed McDunnough
We released ourselves on our own recognizance.Gale Snopes
H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?Gale Snopes
Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!Nathan Arizona Sr.
And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.Nathan Arizona Sr.
I don't know what his damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and shit on them.Nathan Arizona Sr.
I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.Glen
Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?Glen
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.Lone Biker
Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.Teller
Son, you got a panty on your head.Old man in pickup truck
Reilly, You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister.Dot
That there's for his orthodonture and his college. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the college.Dot