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Quotes from the movie Role Models
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I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?
send an e card Ronnie


Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
send an e card Schoolboy


No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
send an e card Danny


I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?
send an e card Wheeler


Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
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Because he's the king, and he rules the entire realm.
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Oh he rules the entire realm? Oh my bad.
send an e card Danny


I'm in a rut, we're in a rut. Let's shape things up. I have an idea, let's get married! I don't have a ring...
send an e card Danny


I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.
send an e card Gayle Sweeny


I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous!
send an e card Martin Gary


Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
send an e card Ronnie Shields


Keep your sword sharp, and your wits sharper!
send an e card Kuzzik


I like to rock and roll all night, part of every day.
send an e card Danny Donahue


I used to be addicted to pills. Now, I'm addicted to helping.
send an e card Gayle Sweeney


Guilty as charged.
send an e card Martin Gary


I'm kind of a pacifist, I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed.
send an e card Danny Donahue


Prepare to have your world rocked.
send an e card Augie Farks


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