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Quotes from the movie Shaun of the Dead
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As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
Shaun


He's not my dad.
Shaun


That was the second album I ever bought!
Shaun


Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
Shaun


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Shaun


Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... join us.
Shaun


What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before?
Shaun


Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!
Shaun


Would anyone like... a peanut?
Shaun


Pete! I said, "Leave him alone!"
Shaun


Wa'ssup, niggas?
Ed


Don't forget to kill Phillip!
Ed


It's not hip-hop, it's electro... prick. Next time I see him, he's dead.
Ed


WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!
Ed


WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!
Ed


Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
Ed


You believe everything you hear on TV?
Ed


Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
Dianne


For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!
David


I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!
David


I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.
Phillip


It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
Barbara


You've got red on you.
Various


And the front door is open... again!!!!
Pete


The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.
Radio Newscaster


In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
Jeremy Thompson


It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.
Jeremy Thompson


Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull...
Television Newscaster


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