Quotes from the Movie Shaun of the Dead

Can I get any of you cunts a drink?


You believe everything you hear on TV?


Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.


For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!


I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!


I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.


It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?


You've got red on you.


And the front door is open... again!!!!


The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.

Radio Newscaster

In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

Jeremy Thompson

It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.

Jeremy Thompson

Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull...

Television Newscaster

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