Quotes from the Movie Shaun of the Dead

As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.

Shaun

He's not my dad.

Shaun

That was the second album I ever bought!

Shaun

Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Shaun

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Shaun

Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... join us.

Shaun

What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before?

Shaun

Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!

Shaun

Would anyone like... a peanut?

Shaun

Pete! I said, "Leave him alone!"

Shaun

Wa'ssup, niggas?

Ed

Don't forget to kill Phillip!

Ed

It's not hip-hop, it's electro... prick. Next time I see him, he's dead.

Ed

WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!

Ed

WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!

Ed

Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

Ed

You believe everything you hear on TV?

Ed

Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

Dianne

For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!

David

I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!

David

I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.

Phillip

It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?

Barbara

You've got red on you.

Various

And the front door is open... again!!!!

Pete

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