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I'm not gonna call him Dad! Ever! Even if there's a fire.
(to Dale) You're not a doctor. You're a big, fat, curly-headed f***!
I'm going to get a job with Enterprise Rent-a-Car, because they have an excellent corporate structure. And they give you all the tools to be your own boss.
I remember when i had my first beer.
Okay. Here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife.
(Sarcastically laughs) That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
(After hearing Brennan sing for the first time) Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!
Give us some privacy you vultures, he just died last night!
(in a deleted scene) If you don't like the good cop, I guarantee you won't like the bad cop (points at Brennan)
(Wearing KKK robes) Hey you guys are really going to love this neighborhood. Every house here recycles.
(singing) I'm Derek, and I can sing high like thiiis. And I can sing hiiii-iiiiigh!
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