Quotes from the Movie Talladega Nights

Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen [whispering] in the biblical sense.

Glenn

Here, we'll use this knife to pry the other one out! Kristen eats knives for breakfast!

Lucius

Just remember this, Ricky: you wreck that car, that's $200,000 out of your pocket!

Lucius

Cut around the meat...

Lucius

Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers. I put on the skirt, and the four inch heels...I love it. Last chance, for romance, for love...

From outtakes

If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?

Carley Bobby

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is of course a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

Announcer at Racetrack

We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's "Ice Dancing To The Hits Of Motown".

Bill Weber

Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!

Bill Weber

Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his prize-winning horses, who are also gay.

Speed News Announcer

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.

Opening title card

As Thor said to Loki, "When you roll the dice, you pay the price."

Chip

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