Quotes from the Movie Talladega Nights

Don't make me bring the darkness.

From deleted scenes

We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding.

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We go together like cocaine and waffles.

From unrated version

Hakuna Matata, bitches!

From unrated version

By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was SHIT!

From unrated version

And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!

From unrated version

You have spilled my macchiato.

From unrated version

We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.

From unrated version

Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!

From unrated version

What has America ever given the world, apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?

From unrated version

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!

From unrated version

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!

Jean Girard

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!

Jean Girard

Ah, "Reecky Booby"! Now we shall dance...and yes, it will be a slow jam!

Jean Girard

You must decide, "Reecky Booby". Is it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?

Jean Girard

What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?

Jean Girard

It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!

Jean Girard

Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!

Jean Girard

Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.

Jean Girard

I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.

Jean Girard

My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.

Jean Girard

My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to create a bed and breakfast in a volcano.

From deleted scenes

My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to tame komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet.

From unrated version

Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer! "Come face your destroyer"? Listen to how I sound. I sound like a massive prick!

From unrated version

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