Cut around the meat...
Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers. I put on the skirt, and the four inch heels...I love it. Last chance, for romance, for love...
If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?
As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is of course a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.
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Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!
Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his prize-winning horses, who are also gay.
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.
As Thor said to Loki, "When you roll the dice, you pay the price."