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Quotes from the movie Talladega Nights
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Cut around the meat...
Lucius


Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers. I put on the skirt, and the four inch heels...I love it. Last chance, for romance, for love...
From outtakes


If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?
Carley Bobby


As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is of course a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.
Announcer at Racetrack


We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's "Ice Dancing To The Hits Of Motown".
Bill Weber


Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!
Bill Weber


Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his prize-winning horses, who are also gay.
Speed News Announcer


America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.
Opening title card


As Thor said to Loki, "When you roll the dice, you pay the price."
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