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Quotes from the movie Talladega Nights
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We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding.
trailer


We go together like cocaine and waffles.
From unrated version


Hakuna Matata, bitches!
From unrated version


By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was SHIT!
From unrated version


And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!
From unrated version


You have spilled my macchiato.
From unrated version


We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
From unrated version


Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!
From unrated version


What has America ever given the world, apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?
From unrated version


Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!
From unrated version


Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!
Jean Girard


Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!
Jean Girard


Ah, "Reecky Booby"! Now we shall dance...and yes, it will be a slow jam!
Jean Girard


You must decide, "Reecky Booby". Is it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
Jean Girard


What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?
Jean Girard


It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!
Jean Girard


Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!
Jean Girard


Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.
Jean Girard


I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.
Jean Girard


My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.
Jean Girard


My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to create a bed and breakfast in a volcano.
From deleted scenes


My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to tame komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet.
From unrated version


Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer! "Come face your destroyer"? Listen to how I sound. I sound like a massive prick!
From unrated version


I'm a veteran! And a diabetic! Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!
Reese Bobby


You shut up, you little potlicker, I'll put you in a microwave!
Reese Bobby