Quotes from the Movie Talladega Nights

I like to think of Jesus like a muscular trapeze artist.

From outtakes

I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."

From outtakes

We go together like Easter mornin' and Lyme Disease.

From deleted scenes

We go together like suits of armor and electrical storms.

From deleted scenes

I'm just sayin' we click, you know? We're like skateboardin' and freeway ramps.

From deleted scenes

We go together like pigs and swimmin'.

From deleted scenes

We go together like tuna fish and cigarettes.

From deleted scenes

We go together like campin' trips and head lice.

From deleted scenes

We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Right?

From deleted scenes

Don't make me bring the darkness.

From deleted scenes

We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding.

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We go together like cocaine and waffles.

From unrated version

Hakuna Matata, bitches!

From unrated version

By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was SHIT!

From unrated version

And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!

From unrated version

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