Quotes from the Movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Now, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates that I mention POWERade at each grace, I'd just like to say that POWERade is delicious, it cools you off on a hot summer day, and we're all looking forward to POWERade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry.

Ricky Bobby

Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I've got a...a chubby right now because THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE!! I'M GETTIN' TO DRIVE A RACECAR I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD!!!

Ricky Bobby

The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of gayness.

Ricky Bobby

Hot dog! I mean, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!

Ricky Bobby

Yep, I'm flyin' through the air, this is not good.

Ricky Bobby

The only thing you ever did with your life is make a hot daughter! That's it!

Ricky Bobby

I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!

Ricky Bobby

Hey, it's me, America!

Ricky Bobby

Slingshot: engage.

Ricky Bobby

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

Ricky Bobby

Susan,is that true?

Ricky Bobby

You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.

Ricky Bobby

Get down, Karen!

Ricky Bobby

Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

Ricky Bobby

Hugalo's Pizza. We are pizza.

Ricky Bobby

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