Quotes from the Movie The 40 Year Old Virgin
IÃm a virgin. I always have been.
Andy
I've borked tons of women.
Andy
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
Andy
I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it.
Andy
Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Andy
And now I am going to make your silver pants blue.
Andy
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!
Andy
There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.
Andy
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Andy
Is this that movie about babies that are geniuses?
Andy
That's a mentos. They're the freshmaker.
Andy
Hey, enjoy that orange.
Andy
Yup. She was a ho. For sho.
Andy
By the way I'm not in the stockroom anymore, I'm a FLOOR MANAGER!
Andy
You know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but I think he's rockin' the shit in this one!
David
