Quotes from the Movie The 40 Year Old Virgin

Iím a virgin. I always have been.

Andy

I've borked tons of women.

Andy

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Andy

I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it.

Andy

Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Andy

And now I am going to make your silver pants blue.

Andy

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!

Andy

There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.

Andy

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

Andy

Is this that movie about babies that are geniuses?

Andy

That's a mentos. They're the freshmaker.

Andy

Hey, enjoy that orange.

Andy

Yup. She was a ho. For sho.

Andy

By the way I'm not in the stockroom anymore, I'm a FLOOR MANAGER!

Andy

You know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but I think he's rockin' the shit in this one!

David

If I have to hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

David

No... uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

David

My Uncle Used to Drive a Hoe Runner.

David

Know how i know you're gay? Because you like Asia.

David

I like your sweater. Does it come in a V-neck?

David

Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.

David

I wanna take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.

David

Ya know, that's okay with me. If she wants to go around and be a little bitch and blow everybody that's fine with me.

David

And this is...this is Everybody loves Raymond...This...I...This probably shouldn't be in here...This is a good show though, I just tape this sometimes.

David

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