Iím a virgin. I always have been.
I've borked tons of women.
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it.
Me so horny. Me love you long time.
And now I am going to make your silver pants blue.
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!
There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Is this that movie about babies that are geniuses?
That's a mentos. They're the freshmaker.
Hey, enjoy that orange.
Yup. She was a ho. For sho.
By the way I'm not in the stockroom anymore, I'm a FLOOR MANAGER!
You know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but I think he's rockin' the shit in this one!
If I have to hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
No... uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!
My Uncle Used to Drive a Hoe Runner.
Know how i know you're gay? Because you like Asia.
I like your sweater. Does it come in a V-neck?
Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.
I wanna take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.
Ya know, that's okay with me. If she wants to go around and be a little bitch and blow everybody that's fine with me.
And this is...this is Everybody loves Raymond...This...I...This probably shouldn't be in here...This is a good show though, I just tape this sometimes.
He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure that he is a serial murderer.