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Quotes from the movie The Big Lebowski
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Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski


All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Yeah...Well that's just like...your opinion, man.
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Mind if I do a J?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


He fixes the cable?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Nice marmot.
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Yeah... I got a rash, man...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Obviously you're not a golfer
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


The in-and-out burger is on Camrose
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


...The Dude abides...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski


Donny, you're out of your element!
Walter Sobchak


Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
Walter Sobchak


Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Walter Sobchak


Shomer Shabbos!
Walter Sobchak


If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. A world... of pain.
Walter Sobchak


Also Dude, let's not forget, let's not forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
Walter Sobchak


Eight year olds, Dude.
Walter Sobchak


Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!
Walter Sobchak


Calmer than you are....
Walter Sobchak


Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
Walter Sobchak


You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.
Walter Sobchak


The Chinaman is not the issue.
Walter Sobchak


We've got a man down!
Walter Sobchak





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