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Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Yeah...Well that's just like...your opinion, man.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Mind if I do a J?
He fixes the cable?
Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here
Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Nice marmot.
This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?
Yeah... I got a rash, man...
Obviously you're not a golfer
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...
The in-and-out burger is on Camrose
...The Dude abides...
Donny, you're out of your element!
Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Shomer Shabbos!
If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. A world... of pain.
Also Dude, let's not forget, let's not forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
Eight year olds, Dude.
Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!
Calmer than you are....
Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.
The Chinaman is not the issue.
We've got a man down!
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