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Quotes from the movie The Blues Brothers
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"We're on a mission from God."
Elwood Blues


I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Elwood Blues


This is glue... Strong stuff!
Elwood Blues


Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
Elwood Blues


Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some... constructive criticism?
Elwood Blues


They've probably got SCMODS... State County Municipal Offender Data System
Elwood Blues


You want out of this parking lot?! OK."
Elwood Blues


The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Elwood Blues


Hey, Jake. Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here.
Elwood Blues


You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
Elwood Blues


We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. Me, you, them, everybody, everybody!
Elwood Blues


It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Elwood Blues


YES! YES!! JESUS H TAP DANCIN' CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
Joliet Jake Blues


I have seen the light!
Joliet Jake Blues


How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
Joliet Jake Blues


You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Joliet Jake Blues


I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.
Joliet Jake Blues


I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
Joliet Jake Blues


This don't look like no expressway to me!
Joliet Jake Blues


You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!
Joliet Jake Blues


If you say "No", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.
Joliet Jake Blues


First, you lie to me about the band. Then, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
Joliet Jake Blues


...disco pants and haircuts...
Joliet Jake Blues


This place has got everything!
Joliet Jake Blues


One Timex digital watch ñ broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
Prison officer


One hat...black.
Prison officer


You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yourselves.
The "Penguin"


You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yourselves.
Prison officer


Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.
Curtis


You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?
Old man at Elwood's apartment


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