"We're on a mission from God."
I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
This is glue... Strong stuff!
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some... constructive criticism?
They've probably got SCMODS... State County Municipal Offender Data System
You want out of this parking lot?! OK."
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Hey, Jake. Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here.
You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. Me, you, them, everybody, everybody!
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
YES! YES!! JESUS H TAP DANCIN' CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
I have seen the light!
How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!
I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.
I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
This don't look like no expressway to me!
You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!
If you say "No", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.
First, you lie to me about the band. Then, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
...disco pants and haircuts...
This place has got everything!
One Timex digital watch ñ broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.