Quotes from the Movie The Blues Brothers

You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Joliet Jake Blues

I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.

Joliet Jake Blues

I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!

Joliet Jake Blues

This don't look like no expressway to me!

Joliet Jake Blues

You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!

Joliet Jake Blues

If you say "No", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.

Joliet Jake Blues

First, you lie to me about the band. Then, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!

Joliet Jake Blues

...disco pants and haircuts...

Joliet Jake Blues

This place has got everything!

Joliet Jake Blues

One Timex digital watch ñ broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.

Prison officer

One hat...black.

Prison officer

You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yourselves.

The "Penguin"

You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yourselves.

Prison officer

Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.

Curtis

You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?

Old man at Elwood's apartment

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