Quotes from the Movie The Blues Brothers

One Timex digital watch broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.

Prison officer

One hat...black.

Prison officer

You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yourselves.

The "Penguin"

You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yourselves.

Prison officer

Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.

Curtis

You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?

Old man at Elwood's apartment

They broke my watch!

Trooper

No, sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here, sir. He's dead, sir.

Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin

No, sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here, sir. He's dead, sir.

Alan Mr. Fabulous Rubin

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

Mrs. Murphy, the diner owner

The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!

Mrs. Murphy

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

Donald Duck Dunn

Pardon me, but we have a strict policy concerning the handling of the instruments. An employee of Ray's Music Exchange must be present. Now, may I help you?

Music Store Owner

Now go on, get.

Music Store Owner

Oh we got both kinds. We got Country and Western.

Claire

That ain't no Hank Williams song!

Bob

Who wants an Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three Orange Whips.

Burton Mercer

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

The Mystery Woman

Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.

Police Dispatcher

I've always loved you.

Neo-Nazi

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