Quotes from the Movie The Brothers McMullen

What am I going to do with my life? You know I didn't think college was actually going to end.

Patrick McMullen

I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough already.

Patrick McMullen

Repression is not such a bad thing.

Patrick McMullen

I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure.

Barry McMullen

Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield. [peels the banana] First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until your left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes.

Barry McMullen

I am a progressively modern, politically correct housewife.

Jack McMullen

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