Quotes from the Movie The Chumscrubber

I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.

The Chumscrubber

It's for school.

Various Teens

I read this statistic once, that the average kid sees somethng like 10,000 dead bodies on TV before he turns 18.

Dean Stiffle

Will somebody pick up THE GOD DAMN PHONE!

Dean Stiffle

I just thought you should know that, in no way whatsoever, do I blame you for Troy's death.

Mrs. Johnson

I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.

The Chumscrubber

Don't pretend you're someone you're not, because after a while you forget you were acting, and so will everyone else.

Crystal Falls

Look, I just wanted to apologize for what happened back there.

Crystal Falls

You know, if I ate that everyday, I would get a big fat ass.

Crystal Falls

Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal.

Crystal Falls

I probably would have ended up with a football player if I hadn't met you. And I'm not gonna lie - you've really kept it interesting, but I'm done.

Crystal Falls

It's for school.

Various Teens

I read this statistic once, that the average kid sees somethng like 10,000 dead bodies on TV before he turns 18.

Dean Stiffle

Can/Will somebody pick up THE GOD DAMN PHONE!

Dean Stiffle

What do you want?

Dean Stiffle

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