You know, Lake Erie once caught on fire from all the crap floating around in it? I wish I could've been there to see that.
I want you to meet two buddies of mine. They never miss.
Lucky I didn't stab your fat ass.
Yea Shelly right, I shanked her pink ass and she loved it!
Let me tell you about murder: it's fun and it's easy. You gonna learn all about it.
You're covering for someone who's out there killing gang members left and right!
A man is strapped to his car as it explodes and goes over the dock and you're writing this down as an accidental car crash?
Great! This guy shows up looking like a mime from hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well at least he didn't do that 'walking against the wind' shit. I hate that.