No ticky, no laundry.
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
You get your period yet, Carmen?
You want some coke? There it is. Don't come up until you're numb.
In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.
Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!
I'm concerned about a Chinaman, who thinks it's wise to come to a business meeting, carrying automatic weapons. Because in this country, it don't add inches to your dick, you get a life sentence for it.
My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.
This unit is new, and you are the newest members of it. You have been selected from the basis of intelligence and aptitude. This is an elite unit. Our job is to smash, or marginally disrupt, organized crime in the city by enhanced cooperation of the FBI, represented here today by Frank Lazio. And we will do it. By organized crime in the city, you know who we mean - that's Jackie Costigan, that's an old picture. Jackie met his demise. Last known photograph. Costello uses three key guys: that's Fitzy - off-the-boat psycho who lives with his mother, who's straight out of "Going My Way." Delahunt - muscle. French - the number one. But of course the rock star - you know who. We've done briefing books, so read up. I want any and all ideas so I can pass them off as my own. Work hard, you'll rise fast. You're in the best possible position in the department. Let's go to work.
You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.
I thought I was the liar!