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Quotes from the movie The Dukes of Hazzard
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"Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea."
The Balladeer


"The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
Jesse Duke


Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else."
Jesse Duke


"An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."
Jesse Duke


"Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"
Roscoe P. Coltrane


"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
Daisy Duke


"She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."
Mr. Prickett


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