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"Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea."
"The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else."
"An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."
"Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"
"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
"She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."
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