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Quotes from the movie The Emperors New Groove
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When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye-bye. Bye-bye
Kuzco


Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
Kuzco


Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?
Kuzco


Yay, I'm a llama again! Wait...
Kuzco


Let's see here, hate your hair. Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess: You have a great personality!
Kuzco


Okay, why does she even have that lever?
Kuzco


I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box in another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
Yzma


Pull the lever, Kronk. Wrong lever! Why do we even have that lever?
Yzma


Looking for this? Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?! Oh well.
Yzma


I'm not going to drop it, you fools: I'm going to drink it, and when I turn back into my beautiful self, I'm going to kill you!
Yzma


Okay everybody, move aside. Lady with a baby comin' through.
Chicha


Come on, men, nobody lives forever!
Guard


Don't listen to him. He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil


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