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Quotes from the movie The First Wives Club
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You're a doormat
Chris


Why are yo so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy.
Annie


I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point.
Chris


Well sweetie, when you say lesbian...
Annie


And don't tell daddy, i want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning.
Chris


Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you?
Catherine


Who saw me what?
Annie


She was sleeping with daddy.
Chris


Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses i'm so happy.
Catherine


Mother, i am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to.
Annie


Doormat!
Chris


Lesbian!
Annie


Do it Morris, do it to me now, i need it. You're the only one who does it the way i like it. You're the king.
Elise


Elise, if i give you any more collagen you're lips are going to look like they got stuck in a pool drain
Morris


You're 45! If i give you one more facelift you're going to be able to blink your lips. I mean don't you want to be able to play a part your own age?
Morris


My own age? No no. You don't understand. There are only three ages for women in Hollywood. Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Ms Daisy. And right now, i want to be young, science-fiction young
Elise


Fill em' up
Elise


Don't shame me in the synagogue.
Brenda


OK Elise, the time has come, spill. Those lips, what's in 'em. Are they wax?
Brenda


What else did you have done? Come on Elise you can tell me. The cheek one, the jaw line. Did you have a little bit, or the full enchilada!
Brenda


I work out every day. I watch my diet.I have not had plastic surgery.
Elise


Well good for you, you look terrific.
Annie


Oh come on. Elise your lying through your caps.
Brenda


Ok. All right, i have been freshened up a little.
Elise


Oh god, does it hurt.
Annie


What do they do with the stuff they take off? Do you get to keep it?
Brenda


Oh come on brenda it's the nineties for god's sake.Picks up cigarette and lights it) I mean it's like... Plastic surgery is like good grooming, it's like brushing your teeth.
Elise


I want a divorce
Aaron


BUT WE JUST MADE LOVE. I mean you asked me out.
Aaron


BUT WE JUST MADE LOVE. I mean you asked me out.
Annie


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