I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this.
Oh my God, am I gonna die?!?
Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
What's the craziest thing you've done lately?
Just go with it.
Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?
God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!
You know who's the tits? This guy.
You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.