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Quotes from the movie The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Blondie


Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
Blondie


I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.
Blondie


After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar.
Blondie


The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Blondie


Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.
Blondie


Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
Blondie


Every gun makes its own tune.
Blondie


Were you gonna die alone?
Blondie


When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Tuco


There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of cutting.
Tuco


If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.
Tuco


Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
Tuco


You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
Tuco


One bastard goes in, another one comes out.
Tuco


If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Tuco


There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, those that come in by the window.
Tuco


If I get my hand on the two hundred thousand dollars, I'll always honor your memory. I swear.
Tuco


That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there's always a brother who won't refuse me a bowl of soup.
Tuco


I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
Tuco


You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!
Tuco


I have a system, very much like yours. Only difference is I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs off the stool. Adios.
Tuco


Blondie! Blondie! You know what you are?
Tuco


See you soon, idiots.
Angel Eyes


You're smart enough to know that talking won't save you.
Angel Eyes