Quotes from the Movie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite.

Steve Zissou

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

Steve Zissou

Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept.

Steve Zissou

You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?

Steve Zissou

What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!

Steve Zissou

Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.

Steve Zissou

Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.

Steve Zissou

You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.

Steve Zissou

That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!

Steve Zissou

Are you finding what you were looking for... out here with me? I hope so.

Steve Zissou

Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.

Steve Zissou

Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.

Steve Zissou

Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.

Steve Zissou

Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.

Steve Zissou

Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.

Steve Zissou

You hung us out to dry. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. Including her unborn British child.

Steve Zissou

Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

Steve Zissou

Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.

Steve Zissou

Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.

Steve Zissou

I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!

Steve Zissou

I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that.

Steve Zissou

The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink.

Steve Zissou

Go downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says "Operation Henessey" on it.

Steve Zissou

The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I do? Is it all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Most of us have been together a long time. There are others that were here before that. Do you all not like me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. Look, if you're not against me... don't cross this line. If yes, do. I love you all.

Steve Zissou

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