Quotes from the Movie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

You hung us out to dry. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. Including her unborn British child.

Steve Zissou

Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

Steve Zissou

Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.

Steve Zissou

Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.

Steve Zissou

I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!

Steve Zissou

I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that.

Steve Zissou

The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink.

Steve Zissou

Go downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says "Operation Henessey" on it.

Steve Zissou

The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I do? Is it all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Most of us have been together a long time. There are others that were here before that. Do you all not like me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. Look, if you're not against me... don't cross this line. If yes, do. I love you all.

Steve Zissou

I mean, I know I want him to think of me like a father. But the fact that there's an outside chance that he could really be my actual... biological son... is very difficult for me.

Steve Zissou

It's probably the last adventure I've got in me. I was hopin' to go out in a flash of blazes, but I'll probably just end up goin' home.

Steve Zissou

Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?

Steve Zissou

What a waste. They had a bartender here, Kino, made the best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.

Steve Zissou

Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.

Steve Zissou

I'm about to blow my stack. I turn my back, and the bullshit begins. Ned, you're a scumbag. And, Jane, you're a goddamn liar.

Steve Zissou

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