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Earl, do me a favor? Ö Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".
Stop being a little baby and get up. Life is pain. Get used to it!
It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?
Chefs do that.
I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.
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