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Quotes from the movie The Lost Boys
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What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV...do you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.
Sam Emerson


You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
Sam Emerson


Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!
Sam Emerson


Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.
Sam Emerson


It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
Sam Emerson


Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.
Alan Frog


Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Alan Frog


Holy shit, vampire hotel.
Edgar Frog


Vampires have such rotten tempers.
Edgar Frog


I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them.
Edgar Frog


Try holy water, death breath!
Edgar Frog


You don't have to beat me. Just try and keep up.
David


That's what I love about this place. You ask, and then you get.
David


What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
David


Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
David


Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club!
David


Now you know what we are. And now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael. And you'll never die. But you must feed.
David


Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
Grandpa


Rules! We've got some rules around here. Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me. There's another rule around here, and I want you to pay close attention. Don't touch anything. Everything is exactly where I want it.
Grandpa


Looks like I wasn't the only one who got lucky last night.
Grandpa


Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Michael Emerson


I can never sleep with the closet door open, either. Not even a crack. Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit, but I think that one of the reasons I divorced your father was because he never believed in the closet monster.
Lucy Emerson


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